Fossils found point to new theory of dino extinction

Fossils found in Utah have pointed to a new, more plausible, theory as to how the dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago. Ray Burnside , a St. Regis alumnus, has been digging for dino bones for over 15 years and considers this his most significant find.

"We have found fossils of two male dinosaurs together participating in falacio," says Burnside. "We've seen this before, and it is becoming more frequent."

Burnside believes that the entire dinosaur population went gay at some point, ceasing all reproduction.

"Bro job, bromance or whatever you call it, we've seen it with these fossils."

When asked about the meteor theory Burnside responds "We don't count out the meteor theory, I mean it's plausible to think that the giant meteor that hit earth could have held a chemical causing all the dinosaurs to turn gay."